Liverpool Are On The Way
It's true they say, the 'Pool are on the way,
Shur ye'r are welcome to West Cork as flowers in May,
It's true they say, Liverpool are on the way,
We're all ready for ye here in Dunmanway.
So give up the drink, the drink ye boozers,
Get into training for the Scousers,
No you can't have one more beer (why?)
Cos Liverpool are coming here
Get down lively off your saddle (Why?)
Because you're marking Ryan Babel!
You know just what to do,
You've got to stick to him like glue.
And I know the little shagger,
we'll have marking Daniel Agger,
He's cuter than a fox,
Mind your house and clear the box.
Fernando Torres and Stevie G,
They won't be there for Ballidbudhe,
But that mighty man Dirk Kuyt,
He's up on a sulkey Firday night.
So come on ye boys in green,
Dunmanway Town can live the dream
Wouldn't it be cool,
to beat the mighty Liverpool.