It's all fun and games....now!

Manchester United took some time out of their busy schedule in the Far East to take part in the 'Hublot Clock Challenge' with the locals...although judging by their skills maybe they should stay out there!!

Lyrics to Dunmanway Town song

Liverpool Are On The Way

It's true they say, the 'Pool are on the way,
Shur ye'r are welcome to West Cork as flowers in May,
It's true they say, Liverpool are on the way,
We're all ready for ye here in Dunmanway.

So give up the drink, the drink ye boozers,
Get into training for the Scousers,
No you can't have one more beer (why?)
Cos Liverpool are coming here

Get down lively off your saddle (Why?)
Because you're marking Ryan Babel!
You know just what to do,
You've got to stick to him like glue.

And I know the little shagger,
we'll have marking Daniel Agger,
He's cuter than a fox,
Mind your house and clear the box.

Fernando Torres and Stevie G,
They won't be there for Ballidbudhe,
But that mighty man Dirk Kuyt,
He's up on a sulkey Firday night.

So come on ye boys in green,
Dunmanway Town can live the dream
Wouldn't it be cool,
to beat the mighty Liverpool.

Cristiano before he was C-Ron

This is Cristiano Ronaldo's registration card from Madeiran side CF Andorinha when he was just 10 years old. Bless, he looks so innocent here....pity that didn't last! Check out the hair!!

Didier Drogbaby slap the ref game!!

Those funsters at Little Hooliganz have come up with yet another fun filled game from silly football antics!
Remember Didier Drogba's assault on the referee after Chelsea's Champions League semi final defeat to Barcelona? Well now, you can play the game by clicking here

Celebrate the day - World Cup 2006

Mourinho's got skiiiills!! :-)

Inter Milan manager Jose Mourinho finally shows he can walk the walk aswell as talk the talk with his footballing skills! Although his celebration could use a little work!

Bahrain coach's strange goalkeeping training...

Bahrain's National coach has come up with an odd way of training his goalkeeper. He has brough his Range Rover onto the pitch (which in fairness is about the size of the goal) and has his players shoot at it, while he protects it...clearly there's a severe punishment for damage!

Lampard row on radio

This is the clip of Frank Lampard ringing into LBC radio over the weekend over allegations papers had made about him being "weak and scum" for converting the family home into a bachelor pad while his kids live in a little flat and also not fighting to keep his family together.

82 year old who can do 3,000 keepie-uppies!!

Barca's new anthem

Barcelona will launch their new anthem at their Champions LEague quarter final first leg against Bayern Munich tonight. It's called "Barça, estic boig per tu", which means "Barca, I am crazy for you". They're hoping it will be like Liverpool's "You'll Never Walk Alone", but I'm not sure it has the same catch to it, but you decide..

Sheringham still playing ball!

Open mouth, insert foot...

The Beeb issued an apology yesterday afternoon after they received 1,477 complaints about this comment, which was made by Clare Balding to Grand National winning jockey Liam Treadwell. My guess would be that it was an in-joke that was never meant to be said aloud...I wonder how funny it is now though!

Man Utd's new wonder kid!

United's new wonder boy Federico Macheda poses in a niteclub with a group of girls in an effort to impress his mates on his facebook page....somehow I think he won't have a problem finding girls to get into pictures with him from now on, after he scored United's winner on Sunday against Aston Villa.

Naked pole vaulter!

Romain Mesnil, who won silver at the 2007 World Championships in Osaka, has not had his contract with Nike renewed after it expired last year. So to gain publicity he ran through the streets of Paris naked with his pole...hmm!

Player refuses penalty!

Rapid Bucharest debutant Costin lazar made headlines this weekend for refusing a penalty in his side's 4-0 win over Otelul Galati in Romania...have a look!

So you have a player who isn't performing and you want to get the most out of him..what do you do?? Put him in a dress of course! Roberto Fernandes is the coach of Figueirense, who currently play in the second national tier of Brazilian football and this is what he does to players who don't perform.
Surprisingly it seems to work!

Leaked premier League kits for 2009/10

Check out some of these bad boys.....

Why are the crowd so quiet? :-)

Like everyone in this "current climate" Nottingham's rugby team have been having trouble getting people out to their games. So to counteract that problem, last weekend they enlisted the help of 1,000 inflatable fans. A local company, Airheads, got on board with the idea, thiking it would help with the atmosphere - somehow I'm not so sure! :-)

The brother's Grim!

Darryl and Dan Culberson might possibly be the cheapest men in the world, but may also be geniuses!
The two brothers have been exchanging the same birthday card since 1973.
Daryl's birthday is in January, so every year he receives the card then. But then sends it back to his brother Dan by post for his birthday in March. It started as a joke, but now neither can stop it - as you can see the card has yellowed a little, but is still going strong!

Man Utd "celebrate" winning the Carling Cup

Shaq's penalty save...

Ben Foster claimed he was able to save Jamie O'Hara's penalty in the Carling Cup on Sunday after he watched Spurs taking penalties on goalkeeping caoch Eric Steele's iPod before the game. Basketball star Shaquille O'Neill proved he may also have been have had some advice!

Bundesliga just got cool....

So the Bundesliga might not be the most exciting league in the world, but it's 2nd tier got some attention this weekend as this couple tried to bring a bit of spark into the 5-1 hammering TSV 1860 Munchen gave FC St Pauli! Good effort!! :-)

Tribute to Toni

This might be the catchiest song I've ever heard - it's a tribute done by German tv presenter/comedian Matze Knop for Bayern Munich player Luca Toni.

Big boobs, no box!! :-)

British woman Sarah Blewden wants to become the first female boxer to represent Great Britain at the Olympics, but has just one problem.... she has breast implants and they won't let her!!

Rooney gets nutmegged by random kid!

Arshavin finally makes his move...

So he's finally a Gunner....and judging by this picture, it's obviously been a long wait! :-)

Pigeon Smuggler gets caught pants down!!

This guy had his feathers ruffled after airport customs officers seized two live pigeons stuffed in his underwear.
He arrived Melbourne Airport on Sunday from Dubai and customs and border control officers found two birds eggs in his pocket.
When they searched him thoroughly, they found he was wearing tights with one bird stuffed down each leg.
He could face up to ten years in jail for the offence!!

Unluckiest man in the world!

Portsmouth punishment for bad training!

Tony Adams has a bit of a mad way of punishing his players for training poorly! At the end of each session the player who performs worst is given the keys to this lovely automobile and must drive to the next training session in it!! You might think it looks bad, but the speaker on the top also plays farmyard animal noises while the car is moving!! There are also flowers draped all across the dashboard...how nice!

Friday funny...face+post = ouch!! :)

Obama innaugural jersey

The cashing in begins now that Obama is officially President. Nike swooped in yesterday with the official USA Inaugural Soccer Jersey, which has the number 44 on the back with Obama's name. It's being sold on their website for $92.49

Everton fans

Victoria's latest modelling!

Keepie-upies with a twist!! :-)

Talented footballer!

16 year old West Ham player Tyler Rix has just signed a £1m music deal at Universal Classic and Jazz and has ditched footie in favour of it!
He'll probably get a slaggin from the lads, but which would you chose!

A ready made excuse for Chelsea if things go wrong!

So after the loss to United Chelsea's players moaned they were up all night thanks to Maradonna...well this is what Southend's dressing room looks like!Yep, one toilet, no heater, cold showers...so should things go "South" tonight, we know what's to blame!

Man Utd disallowed goal from Sunday

Man takes 26 years to solve Rubik's Cube!

It took this guy exactly 26 years to solve the cube..imagine what he's missed!!

Best skiing story ever!!

So the story goes like this...man goes skiing, gets in a chairlift to make his way back, somehow gets ski stuck and ends up suspended upside down! But his pants also somehow get caught and he finds himself pantless suspended upside down coming down a mountain! And the worst part...the child sitting next to him? - COMPLETE STRANGER!!

great nutmeg!!

Ronaldo (the fat one) fails fitness test

Oh how we love to watch the great ones fall! If you were ever the last kid in school at the races then you're going to love this!
The World's former number 1 footballer had his first run out with his new club Corintians this week & failed the fitness test! Guess he's finding it hard to shift the Christmas weight aswell....although his "Christmas" eating habits have been going on for a year...thanks Santa!! :)